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2003-04-09 - 11:55 p.m.
must have been a slow day for news
I got a telephone call today from one of my girlfriends, who told me that the crack whore incident actually made the local newspaper. Wow, how exciting.
First of all, she did not trash the place. She trashed a cake. That�s all she damaged. A cake. The cops asked me to put a dollar value on the damage she did� it was $10.95, including tax. We had to sweep up cake off of the floor and wash the pedestal. Big hairy deal.
Not by any stretch of the imagination did she �trash� the place.
The part about her slapping a staff member who tried to intervene? That was me. She was the slapper, I the slapee.
Must�ve been a slow day for news.
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