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Monday, Nov. 24, 2003 - 12:43 a.m. |
Listening To:my new Tori Amos CDpms, and google, and tye-died undies I was browsing around and came across this article on the evils of tampons. It made me just howl with laughter, especially the bit about �Satan�s Little Cotton Fingers�. I�m still trying to decide if the site is satirical or not. I think it has to be. It must be. No real fundamentalist church would sell �What Would Jesus Do? thong panties. I discovered something really entertaining. My little experiment worked! If you go to Google and run a search on �webcam pics� you will get thousands of results� one of the first ten is my diary� or at least it was this morning. I got 4 hits referred in from that, according to my stats tracker. Go me. I should post more pictures like my previous entry. I bet my traffic will increase dramatically. I�m all pms-ing. Whoohoo. Good thing I stocked up on tampons. I have all the symptoms, even though it�s not quite due yet. I have the PMS zits, I have the unusual lethargy, and I�m cranky, and I had dreams involving blood. Why I have dreams involving blood every time I get my period, who knows, but I do. I dreamt last night that I got a job in a butcher shop, and I spent all day mopping up blood. Then I went home and had to wash all the blood off me down the drain. I hated my job, but I kept going in every day and cleaning up blood. Not ideal employment for a vegetarian. What with the period coming and all, I decided not to wear my new, comfy bra and panty set tomorrow. I got 2-for-1 bras, plain white cotton� but only one of them gets to stay white. The other gets paired with a nice pair of plain white undies� in a dye bath� and they become groovy tie-dyed underwear. 100% unique. No-one else in the world will have a set like them. And before anyone asks, No. I am not intending to post pictures of them. The more anonymous Boobiethon was plenty.
You are fiery and passionate. You pour your heart Most Compatible With: Spearmint
Reading:The Lastborn of Elvinwood Wishing:no more PMS
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