Oscar woke me up this morning, demanding I take him out for walkies. I got our of bed, grumbling, but I went. When we got out the door, he realized it was raining and didn�t want to go any more.

�No way, pup. If you�re going to get me out of a warm comfortable bed where I was having a wonderful dream to demand a walk, you�re going for one.�

So I bullied him down the street a little until he did his business, then came back to the house for a cup of hot coffee and a shower.

Tonight some jack*ss came through the drive-thru, and I asked him if he wanted a tray for his drinks.

Jack*ss: �This make and model car never comes with a cup holder.�

Me: �Like I�d know, I�m a girl. I can�t tell the difference between that one and any other car.�

Jack*ss: �You really don�t know?�

Me: �No, if you asked me what kind of car that was, I�d tell you it was a green one.�

Like I�m going to memorize every make and model car and which ones have cup holders or not. Really. Like I don�t have anything more interesting or better to do.

I get a lot of stupid phone calls at work. Like the one the other day, and it was (oddly enough) a long-distance call.

*Ringing*

Me: �Joe Java, Elm and Maple. Can I help you?�

Caller: �Yes, I was wondering if you could answer a question for me.�

Me: �Sure, what do you need to know?�

Caller: �Is there coffee in the Ice Cappuccino?�

Me (after a moment of stunned silence): yes. It�s made of coffee.

Caller: oh. Thanks.

Can you imagine calling long-distance to ask if there's coffee in an iced coffee?

And then tonight�

*Ringing*

Me: �Joe Java, Elm and Maple. Can I help you?�

Caller: �yeah, where are you located?�

Me: at the corner of Elm and Maple.

Didn�t I just say that??

God, I love working with the public.