I was playing Scrabble with Portia and she used the word �axis�, which I turned into �taxis�. That gave me a wonderful idea.

Remember the old sitcom Taxi?

I was thinking we should do it again, only instead of being in New York City, it should take place in Baghdad, and it should be called �Taxis of Evil�. Could even use almost all the same actors. Danny DeVito hasn�t done much since Batman Returns, it sucked so bad. Christopher Lloyd hasn�t exactly been active in film of late. I bet they would both be happy to work.

Latka, the foreign guy played by Andy Kaufman (deceased) could be replaced by any resident of the city- hey, they�d be foreign to us! I�m sure they all need work just as badly as Judd Hirsch, and almost as badly as Tony Danza.